{"id":22,"date":"2014-01-11T14:24:21","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T14:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/?p=22"},"modified":"2019-03-31T14:37:17","modified_gmt":"2019-03-31T14:37:17","slug":"adult-hood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"Adult Hood"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cMom I\u2019m home.\u201d Says thirteen year old Kevin James. &nbsp;His \nvoice cracks a little as he quietly sat down and drinks his still hot \ncoffee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow was work son.\u201d Asks his mom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGood.\u201d &nbsp;Said Kevin. &nbsp;Kevin had always treated her well. \n&nbsp;He was a wonderful son and the best on the block. &nbsp;Kevin had bought her\n this great big house and the food he cooked was always amazing. &nbsp;Her \nhusband was good too. &nbsp;He always did his chores but was always watching a\n tv shows that were too young for him. &nbsp;One time Kevin had caught him \nwatching \u201cHow I Met Your Mother\u201d which he was way too old for and he was\n grounded for a month. &nbsp;He didn\u2019t understand it at all but their \nneighbor, Scott, had bragged that his daughter let him watch so \nnaturally dad wanted to watch it as well. &nbsp;Today he was on the TV when \nKevin walked in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDad get off the TV, you\u2019ve been on it all day. &nbsp;Have you even cleaned your room like I asked you too?\u201d &nbsp;Kevin asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cCan\u2019t I do it tomorrow.\u201d &nbsp;Dad asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo, now go upstairs and finish it.\u201d &nbsp;His father angrily \nwalked upstairs. &nbsp;\u201cWhy is he in such a bad mood.\u201d &nbsp;Asked Kevin turning \ntoward mom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe might have gotten in a little disagreement.\u201d &nbsp;Replied mom sheepishly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou two were fighting again! &nbsp;I just can\u2019t leave you alone\n anymore. &nbsp;I am getting too old for this. &nbsp;Nobody else has to yell at \ntheir kids for the same exact thing everyday. &nbsp;It would be thought that I\n would not have to deal with such problems with 46 year olds. &nbsp;Give me \nyour phone. &nbsp;You won\u2019t get it back until next week.\u201d &nbsp;Kevin yelled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt was his fault. &nbsp;I just -\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t want to hear it. &nbsp;Go to your room as well.\u201d Kevin cut in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMom I\u2019m home.\u201d Says thirteen year old Kevin James. &nbsp;His voice cracks a little as he quietly sat down and drinks his still hot coffee. \u201cHow was work son.\u201d Asks his mom. \u201cGood.\u201d &nbsp;Said Kevin. &nbsp;Kevin had always treated her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/?p=22\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23,"href":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/23"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/loganisawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}